Only 2 weeks til the Season Finale of American Horror Story: Coven! Here's my predictions for what will happen:
1. In an special episode starring Melissa Joan Hart, we learn that Sabrina the Teenage Witch may hold the key to who becomes the new leader of the coven.
2. Cordelia is cast out of the coven but finds a lucrative career doing "Scissor Safety" infomercials.
3. Myrtle takes her theremin on the road and finds much success in the Indie music scene with her new band Fertile Myrtle and the Hurdles.
4. Marie Laveau gets her own spinoff show, "Hexter", in which she plays a voodoo witch who only targets other voodoo witches to kill and offer to Papa Legba.
5. Queenie and Madame LaLaurie are forced to spend eternity together working the Super Sweet 16 party circuit. In a macabre scavenger hunt, young socialites search for pieces of Madame LaLaurie and the first debutante to completely re-assemble her gets a Bugatti.
6. Zoe and Kyle marry, but she eventually leaves him for someone who's a little bit more together.
7. Fiona kills the other witches and remains coven leader. Preferring R&B over classic rock, she also kills Stevie Nicks and the final scene shows Fiona at the piano with HER favorite singer. The episode is entitled "Diana Ross and the Supreme".
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